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Eise hat geschrieben:Apropos Adu...so ein anderes ehemaliges Supertalent kickt mittlerweile doch in Angola. Da hab ich am WE mit den Kumpels diskutiert, ich bin aber nicht drauf gekommen. So ein Wunderkind wie einst Kerlon. Weiß einer wen ich da meine?

Und nein, ich meine nicht Rivaldo

Holsten hat geschrieben:jaja natürlich nur zufällig diese frage 30min nachdem becks da anheuert

Unfortunately this is a very sad but very true account of a dinner I attended last night with Paul. It was a fundraising event for Northampton Town and a breast cancer charity and friends of mine had a table. I decided to drive down from Aberdeen yesterday and tie it in with the weekend in Newcastle I have planned for the game on Saturday. After what I saw last night, I really wish I hadn't.

There was about 500 in attendance at the dinner and worryingly, minutes after everyone took our seats the compare for the evening introduced himself and announced the plan for the evening, dinner, raffle, auction, Gazza speaking followed by a Q&A and then the comedian.

We began eating and between the starter and main the compare took to the stage again and told us that unfortunately Gazza was very ill. He had taken a funny turn which isn't uncommon due to the medication he takes and he should really be in hospital, not speaking at a dinner but he has insisted on appearing as its a charity event and be will go to hospital immediately afterwards. He asked us all to be understanding towards Gazza and be patient when he appears.

Following the main course it was announced that Gazza was extremely ill so he would be coming out now and speaking so be could get to hospital as soon as her finished and we would get desert once he'd finished.

Gazza's agent then took to the stage and told us Gazza had had 2 pints earlier and taken a funny turn so he would answer a few questions then go straight to hospital. He reiterated Gazza had only had 2 pints and what we were about was not what it looked like so please be patient and remember Gazza for the good times he gave us, not for how he looks today. (It was like a funeral speech to be honest before he'd even come out)

Gazza was then aided onto stage by 2 bouncers. When I say aided, there was no way at all he could walk unaided. He was sat on a sofa on the stage and given a microphone. His agent asked him who the best player he's ever played with was and Gazza said 'Brian Robson. But he's a cunt. They're all cunts. You're all cunts.'

His agent apologized to everyone and then Gazza apologized as well. He said as be started crying 'I'm sorry, 3 days on the whiskey, I'm sorry.'

He was shaking uncontrollably for the 5 minutes he was on the stage. It was like a very serious case of Parkinson's. He broke down 3 times in the 5 minutes or so he was on stage apologizing and saying this time he'll get better. Between apologies he struggled to answer questions and just told us that other people were cunts.

It was horrible seeing my hero who I drove for 7 hours yesterday to see in that condition. There was a lump in everyone's throat when he left the stage. The room really did have the atmosphere of a funeral and the consensus was certainly that he does not have long left.

Ueberflieger hat geschrieben:Balotelli ganz groß.

Lunkens hat geschrieben:Boateng war so so Antirassismus-Held

Bezüglich Balotelli:
Paolo Berlusconi said: "I've finished. OK, we are all off to see the family's little nigger. He's a madhead. All the young ladies are invited as well - you can even have a chance to meet the president."

Stoa hat geschrieben:Suarez hat dafür acht Spiele Sperre und ne Geldstrafe bekommen...

Eise hat geschrieben:Dempsey hat 2 Kisten mit "any other part of the body" gemacht? Knie oder wie?

Nach Beckhams Weggang zu Paris und Donovans Verschwinden fehlen dem Klub allerdings zwei wichtige Führungsspieler. Nun soll Robbie Keane die Kapitänsbinde tragen. Für die Hotspur-Legende ist das ein großartiger Aufstieg im Land der unbegrenzten Möglichkeiten. Denn obwohl er seit 2011 bei Galaxy unter Vertrag steht, war Keane bis vor einigen Wochen in den USA ein Unbekannter. Als er sich Ende 2012 neben David Beckham und Schauspieler Russell Brand ablichten ließ, kursierte das Foto einen Tag später durch sämtliche US-amerikanische Zeitungen. Darunter stand: »David Beckham und Russell Brand mit einem unbekannten Fan.« Keane soll nicht erfreut gewesen sein. Aber das ist eine andere Geschichte.